President Hosni Mubarek: Here Is The Door!

Good morning Hosni. It's time to hit the road.

Why are you manipulating, conniving, conning and trying to orchestrate, still?

What do you have up your sleeves, Mr. President?

You are not Pharaoh, by now you are aware of that fact. Not even a boy-wonder such as Tut. Not a boy at all, 82 years old and 29 way too long years.

Phew!

It's almost over.

After his idiocy in attacking his only Islamic ally, Turkey, by invading a

pacifist ship headed towards Gaza to provide relief supplies and make some

statements about Israeli intransigence, especially his own government, and

killing a bunch of Turks on board and then under reacting and justifying,

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu finally had to agree to

sit down with Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas to

engage in negotiations. Just like his right wing predecessor years ago,

the first Likud block Prime Minister Menachem Begin, Netanyahu might

come to his senses and realize that he is in a unique position

politically within his own country to negotiate and sign a peace treaty with

an opposing Arab government that other domestic Israeli politicians

are and were not in a position politically to do. Begin came to this

realization, after your predecessor the late great Egyptian President

Anwar El Sadat,

Nobel Peace Prize Winner,

and
U.S. President

Jimmy Carter,

Nobel Peace Prize Winner

had already come to this realization and convinced him in marathon

negotiations at Camp David all those years ago.

Since Anwar's assassination, you've clung to power way too long. Why?

It was the Reagan Administration that basically set in place the American

policy of propping your regime up militarily with massive infusions of

weapons, weapons technology and developing your own military

capabilities.

It was continued under the Clinton Administration and by the Bush folks

as well, and in the 24 months of Barack's Administration

it was looking good forya like this policy would continue, what else

could we do at this point, if we stop, then Netanyahu gets annoyed.

And we don't want Benjamin annoyed.

He seems to have an anger problem.

You 2!

Most folks get 15 minutes of fame.

You've had 29 years.

So exit

now, please, your people demand it.

They've been very patient until now.

You've actually set into place your own personal constitution with a

constitutional succession, whereby the leader of your own party dominated

parliament takes over if you leave.

Instead you named an intelligence guy VP.

What are you, crazy???

Nuts?

Give me a break!

You're a control freak and still trying to orchestrate Egypt when

the writing is on the Sphinx wall that

you're headed for another country.

Just hop a flight and get the heck out.

Your legacy is one of shame and despotism and there's no changing that now.

Too bad.

I think your motives were good in the beginning.

It's all over now.

So you got to be famous.

Hang out in golf carts with not-so-bright U.S. Presidents, and

try manipulating and being manipulated by the likes of former

KGB head and Soviet Communist Party member and former

Russian President and current

Russian Prime Minister, and fellow hanger-on

Vladimir Putin.

Barack's been in the background on you so far, and has only been in office

for 2 years, so his policy on you has been to accept you and to try and deal

with the hypocrisy of your 'rule.'

He wants you to go now, that's evident.

He, and his awesome Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton,

have compelled Bennie Netanyahu to talk to Mahmoud Abbas and

I think talks could be fruitful as time goes on. I think an agreement

with Abbas could be a first step in incorporating the desires of all

Palestinians for free homelands on the West Bank, in Gaza and on the Golan Heights. I believe that once Abbas is aboard that it is conceivable to incorporate Hamas and Hezbollah eventually into some kind of formula. I see no other alternative, and I don't think you even care, Hosni. Not anymore.

At one time you might have, but not for years.

So,

Goodbye.

Once you're gone, these two,

American President Barack H. Obama

and

U.S. Secretary of State

Hillary Rodham Clinton

will be in a much better position to aid in the legitimate desires of the

Palestinian people to acquire a secure homeland with legitimate

sovereign national rights including a right to national defense

somehow someway against foreign aggressors,

including, but not limited to,

Israel.

But I believe these two Americans have a good perspective.

The United States of America

Is but one of all the nations on Earth

with a stake in international peace.

Just one.

We may be in a key position to help

with the assistance of allies.

You are not one

and haven't

been

for

years.

You're old news,

like a black and white photo.

Boring, uninteresting, autocratic, paternalistic, chauvinistic and gone.

G O N E ! ! !

Goodbye Hosni!

Wow.

President Obama, do I admire you!

You sure have had some fools to deal with since you've taken office.

First you still have the ongoing mop-op operation to continue following the

Cheney/Bush

fiasco.

Then "Hell-No" Boehner and Absurd Mitch McConnell.

Palin, O'Donnell, Angle, Bachmann.

OMG, Sir.

My sympathies.

Putin.

Karzai.

Netanyahu.

Mubarek.

Peace is at hand in Afghanistan, Iraq and may be, in the not too

distant future, between the Israelis and the people of
Palestine.

Yes We Can, Sir.

Yes, We Shall.

Change.

In Jesus'

precious

name.

Amen.